i worked in the pharmaceutical industry for 7 years. i probably thought about losing my job 95% of the time.
one of the many times i lost my job i was on my way to a lunch (KFC) w a doctor and got ‘the phone call’. they actually told me to turn around and go home and not deliver the lunch. im guessing they thought the stress of losing yet another pharma job was too much and I would have beaten the doctor and receptionist to death w a chicken leg and stabbed then with little plastic utensils…and of course clean up w handiwipes.
a good friend of mine got ‘the call’ while he was on the 16th tee but i think they let him play through. it happens to everyone.
i know there are procedures and policies but with such advances in technology as say, oh, cellular telephones and texting, the ‘word’ gets out pretty fast and by the time ‘head office person who flew in, stayed in a hotel for 2 days to fire you in 49 seconds’ opens another 9$ bottle of hotel water, you’ve already told 9 people who are wondering what the hell is going to happen to them. it’s a horrible feeling to not know if you’re going to have a job at the end of the day. there’s got to be a more efficient way that eliminates the shit people have to go through while they wait for a phone call…or maybe not a phone call. and if you get this phone call…is it good or is it bad? do you want to be called to a meeting or do you want to deliver chicken to Dr. H. + Cathy? its madness.
so i promised photos of amazing little girls.
maclaine and addison were more than perfect. i could have picked them up and carried them 100 ft away form mom + dad and they didnt care. so i did.
maclaine was simple. feed smarties…request cuteness. repeat.
addison…she just chilled w some grapes until it was her time to light it up.
pretty sure everyone went home for a nap after the shoot. even the photographer.
this is what you were meant to do. it was always obvious you needed to be doing something creative. so happy now to see where you are and that all the fake silliness is behind you. suck on the plethora of beauty that been created, punk ass pharmaceutical industry.
kfc is gross. i’d quit any job that made me eat that shit.
also – pics are adorable. someday i am going to get you to do my two. it will be a true test of your skills. they are BUSY!
Maclaine and Addison…adorable! After looking at their complete slideshow, I am thinking it is time to book applehead for some shots of their “half” brother….:) Great Job (of course!)
Oh my frig, you’re so funny! Beat the doctor over the head with a chicken leg and clean up with wipe naps! Hysterical!